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When should you go at red and stop at green?

When eating a watermelon…

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1. So tired of too much word play in this sub

Come on. Let's play Excel

2. The person who chooses the names for the new medications

Should get a round of Applauza

3. what do you call a spider construction site?

a website.

4. Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.

5. Star Wars, ESB joke: What's the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm

6. For Star Wars day: What do you call someone turned on by bubble tea?

A Boba Fett-ishist I'll see myself out

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8. An Imperial Stormtrooper is 5’11” tall…

And a Metric Stormtrooper is 180cm tall.

9. Nuns aren't known for innovation

In fact, you could even say they're quite convent-ional.

10. When I was a child, I used to enjoy making sandcastles with my grandfather.

Until my mother made me put the urn back on the mantle.

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